The Ten commandments courtesy The Heartbreak Kid

March 19, 2009 at 6:35 am (Uncategorized)

No, no I am not talking about Shawn Michaels. Rather these rules that shall govern all relationships are provided by the hilariously funny (wait is that a correct phrase) comedy The Heartbreak Kid.

Ben Stiller comedies are usually very predictable and barring the occasional laugh here and there not really funny. THK breaks the mould though and without resorting to slaptstick jokes manages to be funny and pacy throughout.

Oh yeah the ten commadments. To be followed before you jump the gun and marry a chick.

  1. Thou shalt knoweth her mother. After all the genes are going to decide how your wife looks 20 years from now
  2. Thou shalt knoweth all her sickness and allergies. Who knows she might be allergic to professional wrestling or worse sports
  3. Thou shalt knoweth if she is a full time karaoke singer singing along to every sound of music that passes you by
  4. In order of importance this shalt rank right up there. Bed manners. Thou shalt knoweth if she has the capacity to tire you out within the first 5 minutes.In your face all you purity ring holders. Side note to myself : jackhammer check, pile driver check but what in the blue hell is a swedish helicopter move
  5. Thou shalt knoweth of any and all piercings
  6. Thou shalt knoweth of your to-be-wife’s source of income and not just her job
  7. Thou shalt knoweth of any debts she might be bringing along
  8. Thou shalt knoweth of any blow problems (and I mean cocaine only here but I think Moss might have meant more here)
  9. Thou shalt knoweth of all ex-boyfriends and their activities
  10. Thou shalt knoweth her IQ level (putting mineral oil in Mexican sun, come on how dumb can you get)

Follow these 10 commandments of MOSS and you will never go wrong in life. And if you are not a big fan of my blog you can go watch the movie itself. You might just find it a tiny winy bit more interesting. And yeah, lest I forget, do watch till the end of the credits.

The heartbreak kid

The heartbreak kid

Rating : They’ve got something here

Genre : Romance, Comedy

Go watch it for : A good time

Go watch it with : Your partner, friends or when u are feeling lonely



  1. Sunil said,

    Desi Roger Ebert is back !!! gud

  2. almostinfamous said,

    watched it on TV in fact, and found it quite good – better than i expected, anyway 🙂 good to see you back, hopefully

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